Saturday, March 14, 2009

Thank you, Mighty spam bots!

mmmmmmm Spam.

My Dearest One,

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I believe, one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life. I am BRITNEY MAMADU , the only duaghter of late HADAMS MAMADU, from Sierra Leone in west africa.

There is this amount of SIX Million US Dollars ($ which my late father deposited with a BANK in Abidjan Capital city of Cote d'Ivoire which he wanted to used for his political ambition in our Country before he was Assassinated. Now I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside my country for security and political reasons.

I want you to help us claim and receive this money which will be transferred to your safe bank account avoid any traces of the funds and to enable you plan for the investment in your Country. I will like to invest part of the money into these three investments in your Country but, if there is any other business that is better than my suggestion, I will be very glad to follow your advice.

1). Real estate
2). The transport industry
3). Five star hotel
If you can be of an assistance to me i will be pleased to offer to you 20% Of the total fund while the balance will be invested by you. I await your soonest response.

Respectfully yours,

Spam me, please. I love spam. Spam Spam Spam...

p.s The description... "Whether you love it, hate it, or keep it as a pet, there's nobody out there who doesn't feel a little intrigued by a can of spam. Is it meat? Is it... umm... something other than meat? Could you fry it? Grill it? Use it for modeling clay? Texture your ceiling with it? "


  1. Spam backwards spells maps. I wonder if it's trying to tell you to GET ONE so that you'll know in the future which way is south. :P
    Joking, you can call me any time to ask for directions.

  2. HAHAHAHA. It's a good thing that video wasn't around when I went through my 'worship-spam-and-build-a-shrine-to-it-in-my-bedroom' phase. It would've blown my mind. And yeah, I DID go through that phase. Didn't you?